penis

penis
1. (Penis) (36263↑, 13153↓)
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real penis penetrated her vaginal lips.

Author: urban pervert http://penis.urbanup.com/89706
2. (penis) (30533↑, 9914↓)
Someone looking up the word "penis" at this site.

By reading this you are infact a penis.

3. (penis) (19300↑, 3966↓)
One of two things men keep after a divorce.

She got the house and the kids. I kept my penis and my soul.

4. (penis) (14620↑, 3114↓)
1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.

When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.

Author: Randy L. Pendleton http://penis.urbanup.com/389249
5. (penis) (10268↑, 3260↓)
A)The envy of all men\! B)The only reason women keep us around. C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail. D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari." B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)." C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight." D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

6. (Penis) (8214↑, 2019↓)
\penisThe hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process \penisSomething women can't live without \penisSome refer to it as the PEN15 club \penis

The life of a Penis -Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time -Next door neighbor is a real asshole -Has a head he can't think with -An eye he can't see out of -His best friend is a pussy -Everytime he gets excited he throws up -And worst of all his owner beats him

7. (Penis) (8630↑, 3520↓)
Dude... You need a defenition for penis? You suck.

everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is

Author: Marquiz Teniente http://penis.urbanup.com/540969
8. (Penis) (2256↑, 486↓)
The reason I haven't killed myself.

*hugs my penis*

9. (penis) (2382↑, 616↓)
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.

1st: penis 2nd: Penis 3rd: PEnis 4th: PENis 1st: i cant do it 2nd: PENIs 3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble 4th: PENIS 2nd: PENIS\! 4th: screw it.

10. (penis) (2010↑, 619↓)
common medical slang for cock.

Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle\!

Author: T-Dog Jenkins http://penis.urbanup.com/1106808
11. (Penis) (1474↑, 286↓)
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
12. (penis) (1502↑, 339↓)
Something most men wish were bigger.

Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis\!\!

13. (Penis) (1504↑, 493↓)
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship. 2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead. 3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11. 4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.

1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."? 2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night? 3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus. 4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.

Author: small penis hater http://penis.urbanup.com/383476
14. (penis) (1015↑, 310↓)
Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

Author: Ben Clintonized http://penis.urbanup.com/505154
15. (penis) (1204↑, 500↓)
The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis. Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis. Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

16. (penis) (962↑, 326↓)
If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. 1. Wanger 2. Love Length 3. Schlong 4. [Boomhound] 5. Vainy Love Tree etc

Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree stop hitting me with your wanger is that a boomhound or a bus?

Author: Juicy ripe melons http://penis.urbanup.com/1171473
17. (Penis) (778↑, 156↓)
The only thing a poor boy has to play with.

Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.

18. (penis) (810↑, 303↓)
If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here\!

Man penis is all i can think of

19. (Penis) (656↑, 254↓)
A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

20. (penis) (556↑, 186↓)
pleasure making machine for both sexes.

I can wack my penis or I can screw that hot chick with my penis, it's all good to me.

21. (penis) (487↑, 162↓)
a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.

damnnn that penis' friction felt good

22. (penis) (455↑, 168↓)
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.

Sally: "Call me tomorrow\!" Bob: "Ok" Next day... Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.

Author: Pink Knickerz http://penis.urbanup.com/429149
23. (penis) (370↑, 87↓)
the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team

sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever\! sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too. sally: shhhhhhhhh\! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that\!

Author: bob fakename jr. IX http://penis.urbanup.com/1458816
24. (Penis) (374↑, 113↓)
The only thing that all men are vain about.

Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.

25. (penis) (280↑, 46↓)
The thing that men often mistake for their brain.

"He was only thinking with his penis when he married her."

Author: faerie princess http://penis.urbanup.com/3637671
26. (penis) (458↑, 238↓)
a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.

Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.

Author: Sir-sex-a-lot http://penis.urbanup.com/393361
27. (penis) (263↑, 49↓)
1. The reason teen boys are so happy all the time. 2. The reason teen boys do so much laundry and take so many showers.

I just cant stop Wanking my penis, i go through like 20 socks a week. -Jimmy

Author: Billy Buttfuck http://penis.urbanup.com/2575804
28. (penis) (365↑, 164↓)
-Anything that is strange and mysterious -A comeback to almost any insult -Word used to break the silence

The hell is that?\!...its kinda like a...penis\! ::insult:: Oh yeah\!?.....You have a small penis\! ................Penis\!

29. (penis) (213↑, 21↓)
Here are some popular synonyms of 'penis' used in the US (from condom slogans): 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love\!

Your penis can't think - your brain should do it.

30. (penis) (299↑, 123↓)
what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good\!" "Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?" "AHH\! what he hell where you doing there?" "I was with your g/f too"

Author: Hugh G. Rection http://penis.urbanup.com/223626
31. (penis) (254↑, 94↓)
Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

32. (penis) (238↑, 81↓)
The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.

"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"

33. (penis) (214↑, 64↓)
otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS\!

34. (penis) (288↑, 140↓)
[Britney Spears]'s favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.

Damn\! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.

35. (Penis) (171↑, 51↓)
The appendage used to penetrate a vagina, causing an embryo, therefore a fetus to pop out in 9 months, which eventually resembles a baby.... baby-maker bell on a pole bishop bratwurst cock custard launcher dick dickie ding dong mcdork dong donger dork dragon errector fang ferret fire hose heat-seeking moisture missile hose Jimmy John John Thomas (dated) joystick knob leaky hose lingam little Bob little Elvis longfellow love muscle manhood meaty meat popsicle member middle stump monkey Mr. Squirked mushroom head mutton old boy old fellow old man one-eyed snake one-eyed trouser-snake one-eyed monster pecker peepee (children's term) Percy peter piss weasle prick private part purple-helmeted warrior of love purple-headed yogurt flinger rod roundhead sausage schlong schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz schwarz short arm skin flute tassle third leg thumper todger (Australia, UK) tonk tool trouser snake tubesteak wang wang dudle wick willy (children's term) yingyang yogurt gun

In front of the whole class, Mrs. Johnson said to her student Johnny, stop mastrubating, or I'll rip off your penis and feed it to little Susie over here

Author: Adam Goldsteinberger http://penis.urbanup.com/2452325
36. (penis) (309↑, 191↓)
The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis\!

37. (penis) (322↑, 206↓)
Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up\!\!\!

38. (Penis) (116↑, 16↓)
The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity. This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.

Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger. Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.

Author: TheSpectacularOne http://penis.urbanup.com/3880252
39. (Penis) (138↑, 39↓)
The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it\!\!

40. (Penis) (123↑, 32↓)
The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.

While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.

41. (Penis) (185↑, 96↓)
what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

Author: un-dumbassify yourself, please http://penis.urbanup.com/4477167
42. (penis) (165↑, 80↓)
a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain. the strongest muscle in the human body.

my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.

Author: nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" http://penis.urbanup.com/536877
43. (penis) (183↑, 118↓)
a thing that lesbians' envy

Lesbian Woman: "I wish I had a penis."

44. (penis) (75↑, 20↓)
P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a [head] start.

Author: fiberoptimist http://penis.urbanup.com/2816411
45. (Penis) (124↑, 70↓)
1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction. 2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.

1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina. 2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.

46. (penis) (66↑, 15↓)
the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

47. (Penis) (94↑, 44↓)
The sexual reproductive organ of males.

:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.

Author: Mr. Mc Awesome Pants http://penis.urbanup.com/3220747
48. (penis) (112↑, 65↓)
The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.

Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off. You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.

49. (penis) (175↑, 136↓)
1. A tool for [cleaning] out [pipes]; also known as a [plunger]. 2. A storage container for the sweetest, softest [cream] that [Michael Jackson] likes to [lick] off little boys, or more commonly, what [women] like to [lick] off of guys. 3. The source of thought in most [guys]. 4. [Bill Clinton]'s [cigar]. 5. One of the smallest things [Monica Lewinsky] can fit in her [mouth]. 6. The battering [ram] that once [open]ed the [door] to the [nun]nery. 7. [Kobe Bryant]'s reason for [shoot]ing in the big [basket] after he [shot] in the small one and went to the Judge for not shooting on his court. 8. The object that [poke]s [children] when they [sit] on [Santa]'s [lap]. 9. The ultimate symbol of [love]. 10. A [homosexual] [man]'s favorite [food]. 11. Used by some to [water] the [plant]s. 12. Also known as a [cherry popper]. 13. A tool that humans use to impregnate dolphins. 14. It's not big enough for a truly large asshole.

1. Can you unclog my [pipes] with your penis? 2. If you play with my penis, I'll give you lots of [cream] from it. 3. Do you always [think] with your penis? 4. I'll give [Lewinsky] a penis, and I expect her to smoke it. 5. I can [deep throat] a 16 inch penis. 6. I will [bust] my penis into your [hole]. 7. I [shot] my penis into the [basket], then went to [shoot] some [hoops] and got both my [balls] through. 8. The [big] [fat] jolly [pedophile] was [poking] my [child] with his [big] [fat] jolly penis. 9. Give me some loving with that huge penis\! 10. My name is [Big Bubba], and I'm gonna [eat] your penis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 11. [Damn], I killed my [plant]s when I [water]ed them with my penis. 12. [Fuck] yeah, I [popped] that [cherry] with my penis. 13. See www.dolphinsex.org 14. See goatse.cx If you can have your penis snug in that, consider yourself a true rectal trooper\!

50. (penis) (96↑, 62↓)
A male organ that dangles between the legs, just above ones hairy nut sack. Most commonly, it is used as a pipe through which urine can pass from the bladder to the outside world. Its secondary use, for which it is used less frequently but yet for which it is most famous, is as a pipe for transporting semen from the testicles to the outside world.

Through vigorous stimulation, my erect penis regularly ejaculates into my wifes wonderfully tasty pussy, into her delightfully moist and warm mouth, onto her beautiful face and over her wonderful tits. My wife stroked my penis very effectively with her well trained hand whilst licking the base of the shaft and sucking my balls which resulted in my penis shooting my warm sticky cum onto her face and in her hair.

51. (penis) (92↑, 58↓)
The reproductive organ of a male and female transsexual. They come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be long, short, thin, fat, etc.

I am going to have sexual intercourse with you by sticking my large penis into your tight vagina. When we are done, I will place it onto your tongue and you will massage it with your mouth.

Author: /drtuiyd prtdib http://penis.urbanup.com/158573
52. (penis) (56↑, 24↓)
The word that has more synonyms than any other word in the English language

A small selection of the synonyms for "penis": adder baby-maker banana bazooka bell-end bell on a pole big boy bishop beef beef whistle boerewors boerie boomslang burrito bratwurst cannon choad chopper club cock cum shooter custard launcher dagger dick dickie ding dong dog head dolphin dong donger dork dragon drill bit eggroll enchilada fang fence post ferret fire hose flagpole frank (& beans) fuck rod groin ferret heat-seeking missile hose hog jackhammer Jimmy John Johnson John Thomas joystick kickstand knob krull the warrior king leaky hose lingam little Bob little Elvis little guy lizard (as in "drain the...") longfellow Long John love muscle luigi major general manhood meat cigar meat injection meat popsicle meat stick member meneer middle stump mini me monkey mushroom head mutton noodle old boy old fellow old man one-eyed snake one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK) one-eyed monster one-eyed yogurt slinger pecker peel peepee (children's term) percy peter phallus piece piston plug pole pork sword prick princess sophia private eye private part pump-action shotgun purple-helmeted warrior purple-headed yogurt flinger rocket rod rod of pleasure roundhead sausage sceptre schlong schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz schwarz sergeant major serpent shaft short arm skin flute snake soldier sperminator springroll stick sword tadger tallywhacker tassle third leg thumper thunderbird toadstool todger tonk tool trouser snake tubesteak twig (& berries) vein wang wang doodle weasel wedding tackle weeny weiner wick willy (children's term) winky wing dang doodle yingyang yogurt gun

53. (penis) (78↑, 54↓)
An instrument of god.

Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.

54. (penis) (41↑, 17↓)
the most important body part on a man. the genitals used for sex or masterbation. A.K.A. dong. wang. johnson. cock. schlong. skippy. sausage. woody. pee pee. nob. tool. trouser snake. unit. hose. weiner. rod. wanker. peter. pecker.

A] "damn boy, put the sausage away\!" B] "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched the lead singers wang." C] "that johnson had a huge boner." D] "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."

55. (Penis) (58↑, 34↓)
The sole male motivation for any approach to a member of the oposite sex. Thick and long it likes to be stroked, always wandering for an ass to poke.

I stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the woman that I love best. Cuz I be strokin.

Author: Jesse McDonald http://penis.urbanup.com/148521
56. (penis) (39↑, 16↓)
noun. the male reproductive organ. See [dick], [cock], [weiner], [shlong], [ding-a-ling], [dong], [wee wee], [boner], [stiffy], [hard-on], [erection], [chubby], [one-eyed beast], [skin flute], [flesh weasel], [turd poker], [love rocket], [jizz cannon], [mushroom-faced warrior], and [purple-headed yogurt slinger].

Males eject [sperm] from their penis during [sex].

Author: Joey Orgler 3 http://penis.urbanup.com/3266700
57. (Penis) (103↑, 80↓)
A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a [schmale].

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

Author: Jonathan Cervantes http://penis.urbanup.com/1518901
58. (Penis) (38↑, 16↓)
A penis is like a male lollypop, you can suck on it, and also stick it in some holes.It's the mightyest thing a man has.

She sucked my penis yesterday.

59. (penis) (41↑, 20↓)
the best part of a man. used to jerk off. used for sucking and fucking. it varies in size, the bigger the better.

"John has such a big penis." "I sucked John's penis." "I want a penis in my vagina."

Author: William Fredrick http://penis.urbanup.com/3536575
60. (penis) (22↑, 5↓)
a thing that man has and the woman wants and the pope doesn't use it

not neccesary, penis is very clear word

61. (Penis) (41↑, 24↓)
A Penis is a multi use tool

A Penis may be used for the following.. 1. Pissing into the [toilet bowl] 2. Having a [wet dream] 3. Giving [oral] [satisfaction] to a woman or a gay male (either one can give you a [blow job]) 4. Receiving satisfaction from a woman or a gay male (one or the other giving you a blow job) 5. [Sexual intercourse] ([straight]) 6. Sexual intercourse ([anal]) 7. Showing off to the guy standing beside you at the [urinal] 8. Shaking off drips after pissing in the urinal 9. When you are a small [boy] you may use it for striking a bargain with a small [girl]. The [conversation] usually goes along these lines "You show me yours and I'll show you mine" 10. [Masturbation] 11. [CBT] (Cock and Ball Torture) or Genitorture (BDSM specialities) 12. Another area of the [body] to receive a few tattoos 13. Another area suitable for body piercing 14. It's a good part of the [anatomy] for wearing a [ring] 15. A hard [penis] is good for the [ejaculation] of [semen] 16. It may be stimulated to give you [pleasure] 17. A penis fits neatly into an [orifice]. It may fit into more than one orifice, usually one at a time.

Author: Criostoir Hulme http://penis.urbanup.com/1860318
62. (penis) (25↑, 8↓)
a primitive, sexual device use to detect female spicies at long distance range.

*discorvery channel* "which one is sara? all the lions seem to look alike\!" cried Simba "just follow your penis\!" said Scar

Author: mystikal_echo http://penis.urbanup.com/1699528
63. (Penis) (40↑, 26↓)
The male reproductive organ. Its usually gets long and hard when sexually aroused, and the bigger the better.

I rode my boyfriend's huge penis all night long.

64. (penis) (32↑, 20↓)
One of the greatest things in life.

I don't know what I would do without penis.

Author: LeahBolognahead http://penis.urbanup.com/2679553
65. (Penis) (41↑, 29↓)
A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

Author: raspberry (lust) muffin http://penis.urbanup.com/1514542
66. (penis) (28↑, 17↓)
a hot dog wrapped in elbow skin

Girl: I finally figured out what a [penis] is\! Chick: It's about damn time... Girl: Yeah\! It's a hot-dog wrapped in elbow skin\!\! Chick: *gag*

67. (Penis) (32↑, 22↓)
something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

Author: David is over here http://penis.urbanup.com/3548466
68. (Penis) (16↑, 6↓)
A penis is a man's representation of his sheer power. It has many uses, but it is mainly used for urinating and fucking pussies. It has the ability to propel a huge load of [cum] a great distance. Men enjoy putting their cocks in girls' pussies, asses, or mouth; they also enjoy fondling it themselves.

Dick's huge penis pressed up against Jane's warm pussy. They started to make out until Jane's pussy was soaked. Dick then began to move his monster cock in and out of Jane's pussy, getting faster with each stroke. Soon enough, Dick's penis was moving faster than a piston in a racecar engine, and Jane began to moan with sheer ecastasy. Right after Jane orgasmed, time slowed to a near crawl. Everything became a blur. Then, a huge, powerful explosion erupted from Dick's cock, sending quarts of warm creamy love juice into Jane's pussy. Jane then went on to suck Dick's cock, which caused Dick to dump another load of jizz all over her face.

Author: monstercock2023 http://penis.urbanup.com/4437608
69. (penis) (39↑, 29↓)
1. Proof that evolution occured.

The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion\!

70. (Penis) (47↑, 37↓)
the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis? guy: YEAH\!

71. (Penis) (28↑, 19↓)
Yummy.

Your penis is quite delicious.

72. (penis) (18↑, 9↓)
The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.

my penis hurts

Author: asdjfrwiogjioqwajgr http://penis.urbanup.com/3258264
73. (penis) (36↑, 27↓)
The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

74. (penis) (88↑, 79↓)
Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. \>:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

75. (PENiS) (32↑, 23↓)
what makes a male a male

You`re only a man if you got a penis.

76. (penis) (10↑, 2↓)
The only good thing about males. It hides in their nether regions and the best specimen are sometimes gifted to entirely the wrong men. Luring out this timid but strong beast takes only a smile and some alcohol. Taming it requires further advanced study, though sometimes they won't let you. Do not detach a penis from its male, and if you see a lonely penis without a home, quickly find King Missile to return it. Penises commonly live in deep forests of hair or on barren patches of supple skin. They are commonly found with their symbiotic companion, balls. Penises should have a diet of fruit and vegetables so to make their ejaculation taste better, but they don't, because their males are dumb and not very giving. Some penises prefer the company of other penises, some prefer the company of a vagina, and some like both. Do not freeze your penis, stick it anywhere it might get hurt, feed it to bears, or feed it after midnight, lest it magically transform into a gremlin.

He was as ugly as sin, with a broke-ass body like wires and jello combined, and his personality could be outmatched by moldy food, but his penis was quite lovely.

Author: anthropolologist http://penis.urbanup.com/5273994
77. (penis) (13↑, 5↓)
Male Genitalia. The one thing that drives a men to everything\!

Guy: Baby I’ve got something to show you. Girl: Let me guess, your penis. Guy: How did you know? Girl: I’ve got a better idea. Picture these being improved on stage, by me like Oliver Burgess Meredith (Nov., 16, 1907 – Sept., 9, 1997. Actor as The Penguin in The original Batman series, Micky G From The Rocky series, Twilight Zone, and Grampa Gustafson in Grumpy old men). I’ve got a few I don’t think they know of yet: Punch line Pole,Thunder lumber, Oscar J Deezy, Willy the one eyed wonder Whompuss,, Poon Goon, Beaver Cleaver , Brain Train , Purple headed Bullshit slinger Jerks Mcgerkin, Baby train express, Sammy sneak a leak’s lizard, Balatrinic putti scroot Piper the sniper , Shaganappy gamp vamp, The Camels Pole Mammal, Mushroom Mamba bic for chicks, Excalibur, Third eye nine, Lilbilly, Nay nay’s nickel stickle Gurth for her earth, and Salami Sal. I’ve got em all\! Guy: Do I still get to hit that? Girl: Ok but only if Mr. Minute doesn’t come out tonight.

Author: Wolfdg8myS0ul http://penis.urbanup.com/4394534
78. (Penis) (16↑, 8↓)
The males penis hangs between their legs. It is used as a toy for many uses.

That man over there as sure got a big penis. Yeah, I know its a sure big [erection]\!

Author: Pat May Weiner http://penis.urbanup.com/3954118
79. (penis) (10↑, 3↓)
a tasty snack, usually served with a side of sperm.

"i'm going to suck a penis" "omnomnom.. penis\!" "mmmmmm penis flavoured

80. (penis) (19↑, 12↓)
hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

81. (penis) (37↑, 30↓)
the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his [feet].

I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.

Author: munizbarefoot http://penis.urbanup.com/563931
82. (Penis) (11↑, 5↓)
The thing you don't have.

Look in your pants. There is most likely no penis to be found in there.

83. (Penis) (19↑, 13↓)
Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis? Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

84. (Penis) (13↑, 7↓)
An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars

(in the library) John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars? Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis. John: ... Penis\! Mark: ... Penis\!\!\! John: ... PENIS\! Mark: ... PENIS\!\!\! Librarian: shhhhh\!\!\! John: PENIS\!\!\!\!\! Mark: ok, you won.

Author: The original Steve http://penis.urbanup.com/3421439
85. (Penis) (34↑, 28↓)
Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit

Wtf bill you just sat on my penis

86. (penis) (6↑, 1↓)
something justin beiber doesn't have.

Justin beiber doesn't have a penis

Author: I love vagina in my mouth http://penis.urbanup.com/6066963
87. (Penis) (16↑, 11↓)
A big thing that i have between my legs and makes a lot of cockpet

My penis is so big \!\!\!

88. (Penis) (21↑, 16↓)
Pronunciation: pee-nis Part of speech: noun Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a [head]; sometimes [circumsised]; come in all sizes; much fun to play with

Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?

89. (penis) (40↑, 35↓)
my best friend, pleasurable,long and hard, or short and squishy. the head looks like a mushroom. inserted in the vagina for sexual pleasure.

please insert your penis into my vagina... $25 please.

90. (Penis) (10↑, 6↓)
Something Ronald wishes he had.

I wish i had a penis like every other normal guy...

91. (Penis) (9↑, 5↓)
the male reproductive organ. used for pleasure and/or the conception of a child.

all guys name their penis

Author: Midnight Equinox http://penis.urbanup.com/5163566
92. (Penis) (12↑, 8↓)
A tool used to create an orgasm.

A penis can make an orgasm for itself or a [cunt].

93. (Penis) (11↑, 7↓)
(interjection) A synonym for fuck. (verb) Yet another synonym for fuck.

(interjection): Wife: Hey did you remember to get the milk from the store? Husband: Penis\! I forgot\! (verb): Guy 1: Hey you think you'd hit that? Guy 2: Man, I would penis the hell out of her\!

Author: Sgt MacTavish http://penis.urbanup.com/4047250
94. (Penis) (11↑, 7↓)
a body part used to make babies.

OMFG his penis is so BIG

Author: ihaveasmallpenis http://penis.urbanup.com/3821640
95. (Penis) (21↑, 17↓)
The world best ever gadget

Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget? Woman: Nope why wot is it? Man: *Opens pants* The Penis

Author: Haydn Oates-Stott http://penis.urbanup.com/2674043
96. (penis) (25↑, 21↓)
a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework? Student: PENIS\!

Author: thegreatcornholio http://penis.urbanup.com/2594600
97. (penis) (21↑, 17↓)
1. A vital part of a man's physique which he hopes is very large. 2. The cause of a man to buy a large truck for compensation 3. Something women love, but never respect 4. Part of the male brain that often get's a man into trouble.

1. I have a big penis 2. Look how big my truck is ((god I hope she doesn't see my penis)) 3. Oh, that was great sex, but, you call THAT a penis? 4. Don't always think with your penis

Author: Josh Selvidge http://penis.urbanup.com/2233105
98. (Penis) (5↑, 2↓)
The answer to all a female's problems.

Damn, I need a [penis].

Author: momojunior0423 http://penis.urbanup.com/5822174
99. (penis) (26↑, 23↓)
The only game that could ever make math class excentric. Object of the game: Be the person to yell penis the loudest. One at a time, people whisper(then say/yell) penis. A referee is needed to judge whether the last person who said penis said it louder than the person before him, if not, he is eliminated and the game continues. To be played in public areas. Great at weddings, in the guy's locker room, the mall, class, and, of course, driver's ed.

Try it out, just start yelling penis.

100. (Penis) (9↑, 6↓)
A sexy anotmoy in which it feels good to rub, beat, shove up an ass, shove in a female anotmoy, and to suck usually involved in sexual activity or to shit with

Mary:"Can I suck your penis?" Louis: "of course." Mary:::slurp slurp:: Lousi: "thats the spirit\!"

Author: jfhguihgkldsmfki http://penis.urbanup.com/1833841
101. (Penis) (36↑, 33↓)
Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.

There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.

102. (Penis) (21↑, 18↓)
Man's best friend

'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'

103. (penis) (2↑, 0↓)
Something to look up on Urban Dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

I'm bored so I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary

Author: fbgnnnnjhhfjgfjkkfhdgjklhfgljk http://penis.urbanup.com/6270357
104. (Penis) (5↑, 3↓)
1. a thing men need and worship 2. a thing women use 3. A thing that the more [douchey] men believe makes them special or [sexually attractive], when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better. 4. a name most young [lesbian] girls call douches or exes

1. Horrace could never live without his penis 2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis 3. Fabio: Bitch\! U kno u wannit\!\! Dayum\! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D\! [Goldigger]: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold\! 4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis\!

Author: scratchmaster101 http://penis.urbanup.com/5530828
105. (penis) (6↑, 4↓)
My favorite thing to play with. Best place to put it in is a vagina, or a mouth, sometimes an anus

I'm bored, I think I'm going to go play with my penis\! It's not illegal, it's frowned upon...

106. (penis) (6↑, 4↓)
Some kind of carrot.

These penises are delicous\!

107. (Penis) (5↑, 3↓)
A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

108. (Penis) (8↑, 6↓)
The thing that falls out when you [pants] a guy

Mom\! Billy keeps hitting me with his penis\!

109. (penis) (7↑, 5↓)
One part of what makes a man, a man.

"To be a man you must have HONOR and a PENIS\penis" - Shin-chan

110. (penis) (7↑, 5↓)
A organ that males have. They use it to urinate out of, For sexual pleasure and to make a babies.

Girl 1:That guy has a big penis. Girl 2:Shall i ask him for sex.

111. (Penis) (22↑, 20↓)
Male Reproductive Organ that inserts itself into the female reproductive organ the vagina and unleashes billions of sperms that are your future kids.

Hog, Donkey Kong, Cockster, Pedro, purple headed yogurt slinger, wang, wong wanger, dick, dong, ding-a-ling, crotch warrior, schlong, shaleley(irish), sausage, club, Long Dong Silver, King Dong, ding dong, eggplant, cucumber, master of the 'gina, fuck machine.

Author: Donnie Brosco http://penis.urbanup.com/1148995
112. (Penis) (50↑, 48↓)
A thing that all guys have, (i hope) Also what the guys have sex with.

Penis, what a thing to have, what a grand thing to share.

113. (Penis) (3↑, 2↓)
A moral compass without thought.

Ah man, what about banging that girl over there? Ah man, she's having a rough time, my head says no, but I got to follow my penis\!

114. (penis) (1↑, 0↓)
that thing that keeps popping up in your pants

1whats that thing in my pants 2your penis

115. (penis) (1↑, 0↓)
a lovely rod where gurls bounce on n produce th best juice eva .....\!

nathasha is cumin to bounce again on my penis tonite

116. (Penis) (4↑, 3↓)
A penis is the [sexual] reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's [vagina] during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the [anus] or the [ear] of the woman as well. The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to [ejaculate] sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand. A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the [shaft] of the penis are two [balls] resting in a sack. This sack is called the [ball sack] and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female. A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a [boner]. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it [hard] and [stiff] A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an [equal] sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.

Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina? Some random horny female: Okays\!(:

117. (penis) (3↑, 2↓)
something that [justin bieber] doesn't have.

Hey\! Hows your penis? Better than JB's\! he doesn't have one\!

Author: pussylicker123456 http://penis.urbanup.com/5959286
118. (Penis) (1↑, 0↓)
Something my boyfriend should let me touch

Whip it out _______ I'd love to touch your Penis\!

Author: WWP: Wonderful World of Penis\! http://penis.urbanup.com/5859328
119. (penis) (6↑, 5↓)
the meaning of life

dude, with out my penis, i would have no reason to live.

Author: a random person thats cool http://penis.urbanup.com/5286559
120. (Penis) (3↑, 2↓)
That hose inbetween your legs.

Men have a penis.

Author: Fiero The Hedgehog http://penis.urbanup.com/5230099
121. (Penis) (6↑, 5↓)
God's gift to man.

God decided that Adam needed to be superior to Eve. Thus he blessed him with a large sexual organ called the penis.

122. (penis) (5↑, 4↓)
1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor. 2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site. 3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

123. (penis) (17↑, 16↓)
A gross misspelling of the plural for "penny."

That poor man, he only has five penis to his name.

124. (penis) (14↑, 13↓)
the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - [dick][cock] [boner] ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.

Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina. Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.

125. (penis) (16↑, 15↓)
1 A hopfully long organ that males posses 2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis" "She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her" "Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long\!"

126. (penis) (18↑, 17↓)
Long hard pleasure stick\!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

Author: itsdanielle ohno http://penis.urbanup.com/1646042
127. (Penis) (57↑, 56↓)
A male organ that produces seman [sperm] and [urin] [piss]

1) I shot my seman in that girls face\! WITH MY PENIS\! 2) I have to go take a piss\! WITH MY PENIS\!

128. (penis) (0↑, 0↓)
1) A man's pride. 2) A woman's husband's pride 3) Your dad's pride 4) Your son's pride 5) Your neighbor's pride 6) Your uncle's pride 7) Your granddad's pride 8) Your grandson's pride 9) Your pride

Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.' Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?' Father-'No'

129. (penis) (1↑, 1↓)
the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick

my penis is getting smaller

130. (penis) (24↑, 24↓)
An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

131. (Penis) (19↑, 19↓)
the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time". Oh yes\! Oh yeah\! You penis is so large\! Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

Author: jesus christ http://penis.urbanup.com/8603
132. (Penis) (0↑, 1↓)
A long, hairy stick that sicks out your crotch.

"Dude, my penis totally flirted with me\!"

Author: Waphi Wafflecakes http://penis.urbanup.com/6251241
133. (Penis) (0↑, 1↓)
Something that I have.

I stuck my penis into her.

Author: hihihihihihihihihcockies http://penis.urbanup.com/6171547
134. (Penis) (0↑, 1↓)
The large muscle extending from the crouch

My penis, is much larger than yo- oh....

135. (penis) (0↑, 1↓)
it means everything, a joke , a person's personality (penisy), a name for an object or situation that is frowned upon by you and your crew. Mostly another version of ECT.

Friend:how ya feelin' today? you:ah ya know same old same old. friend: penisy? you:penisy. dude: hey whats that guy over there got? You: what doesnt he have? cars money penis

136. (penis) (0↑, 1↓)
small

evan's penis is so small

Author: bigjohnson220 http://penis.urbanup.com/6027806
137. (Penis) (1↑, 2↓)
Long extention from the males southern portion of body usually on anterior side of body. Often times around 3 to 7 inches in lenghth and a diameter of 4 inches. Purposes include, urinating, and penetration. Penetration includes anything with a hole, examles (vagina, anus, mouth, ear, flesh lights, various fruits, and the always popular hand)

"I am full of penis"

138. (penis) (3↑, 4↓)
A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.

Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard\!"

Author: averygoodburger http://penis.urbanup.com/4712645
139. (Penis) (6↑, 7↓)
The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely: The person who is telling you; The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that) The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches) etc

Roger has a penis that reaches the floor. Pity it starts between his ears.

140. (penis) (15↑, 16↓)
a hookers paycheck

penis+ nasty hooker = $$$$$

141. (Penis) (5↑, 6↓)
the thing that dangles between a mans legs

Person 1-hey whats that thing that dangles between a mans legs? Person 2-that would be a penis

142. (Penis) (10↑, 11↓)
a male organ that girls suck and stick inside themselves for both male and female sexual pleasure

dud that girl was sucking on my penis\!

143. (penis) (11↑, 12↓)
A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.

Penis's are fun to suck on.

Author: sal sonny vitale http://penis.urbanup.com/2791006
144. (penis) (13↑, 14↓)
the penis is often used for pleasure of the sex mate.(hopefully a girl). The penis iis not always used for sexual intercourse. It can also be rubbed or stroked for a certain period of time and then it will shoot white stuff known as cum, jizz, or jizzy fizz. The female can also rub it for you to make it come even faster. The penis can basically be shoved in any hole of the female or male body. Most men enjoy the blow job or the vagina sex. You can also do some anal which i assure you will not get the female pregnant.

I shoved my 12 inch penis up my girlfriends vagina and got her pregnant. I put the condom on my penis My sister rapidly stroked my penis

145. (penis) (17↑, 18↓)
a stick that are on men and that girls usually suck on when trying to have a baby.when gets exited white salty creamy and sticky stuff shoots out.has a sack hanging down from it with 2 round small balls called "balls".also when gets exited gets bigger cause blood from your head goes down into the penis.to get it exicted just simply rub on it,have someone suck on it,suck on it yourself or just fuck with another girl.

"hey can you suck my penis?" "sure"

146. (penis) (19↑, 20↓)
Somethin cute that sleeps in the krotch of a guys pants or wutever... sumthin really funn 2 playy with.. see [dick]

I played with my bf's dick (penis) in the park it got so hard and he said it felt so good he cummed on my hand after 0 secs.. and started humping meh.. X\}

147. (penis) (18↑, 19↓)
god gave man a brain and penis and only enough blood to use one at a time.

IamTheMastaKilla: enough about the penis talk IamTheMastaKilla: its making me all hot and bothered HarmlessDarkness: really, because it's making us laugh in amusement HarmlessDarkness: and scorn IamTheMastaKilla: ok i was jokinh HarmlessDarkness: aww we're not IamTheMastaKilla: penis talk doesnt make me all hot and bothered HarmlessDarkness: penis?

Author: Lucy Clarymontberg http://penis.urbanup.com/395748
148. (penis) (14↑, 15↓)
The male reproductive organ that is often inserted into many different things such as the famle/male/animal's ear, nose, asshole, vagina, clevage, mouth or such things as pie, holes in the wall, or just simple mud. It is also used for ejaculating onto any of the above surfaces, and even as a method for waking someone up by use of slapping it near or on the victim's face.

Oh boy would I love to slap you with my penis\! Yay\!

Author: Peter Christian http://penis.urbanup.com/353918
149. (penis) (21↑, 22↓)
a 7 inch long protrusion from my inner thigh

Damn i got a big ass Penis\!\!\!

150. (Penis) (16↑, 17↓)
The ultimate in entertainment
151. (penis) (28↑, 29↓)
My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

152. (Penis) (31↑, 32↓)
: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

none

Author: MaNiAc MiKe http://penis.urbanup.com/93299
153. (penis) (9↑, 10↓)
The genital of a man.

I sucked his long penis.

154. (penis) (0↑, 2↓)
something that if its too small, it will be rejected by a female.

did you hear about josh, he has a small penis, im breaking up with him

155. (Penis) (0↑, 2↓)
The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.

Last night was marvelous\! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell\! But now she's pregnant...

156. (Penis) (1↑, 3↓)
It has a mind of it's own and a conscience to top it.

Dude, I can't believe I did that..with my penis

157. (Penis) (0↑, 2↓)
not a vagina

Looks its batman no its a penis\!\!

Author: OmgitspenisNOitsaVAGINA http://penis.urbanup.com/4977793
158. (Penis) (1↑, 3↓)
If you're male, it's the little dangly thing between your legs. If you are female, it's the little dangly thing between your boyfriend's legs.

"Her boyfriend's penis is so small. Poor girl."

Author: YourMom'sNewBoyfriend http://penis.urbanup.com/4943867
159. (penis) (1↑, 3↓)
the strongest muscle in a mans body... according to any [guy]\!

girl: hey whats the [strongest] [muscle] in your [body]? guy: MY [PENIS]\!

Author: BooBerrysexyyy http://penis.urbanup.com/4926930
160. (penis) (2↑, 4↓)
Something you don't have.

It's called a [penis]. You wouldn't know about it

Author: iknowstuffstfu http://penis.urbanup.com/4486511
161. (penis) (5↑, 7↓)
an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

162. (penis) (5↑, 7↓)
if you're a gay or bi guy...there's one between your legs, and another either in your mouth or in your ass\!

Jorge put his penis in my mouth while touching the one in between my legs.

163. (penis) (3↑, 5↓)
The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man. The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

Author: puffy nipples http://penis.urbanup.com/3861003
164. (Penis) (3↑, 5↓)
A patronising term used to show someone's immaturity, most commonly used after childish jokes or stories.

Baby: Can you play with me? Phil: Oh penis

165. (penis) (1↑, 3↓)
(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named [asshole], hair that will never go away, a family of [nuts], and a best friend named [pussy]

A penis loves his best friend\! Sometimes the family comes to.

166. (penis) (43↑, 45↓)
1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously 2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition 3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."

1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis. 2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis\! That penis\! 3: Oh, penis.

167. (penis) (26↑, 28↓)
Two meanings: 1. a male organ used for sexual or asexual reproduction 2. another word for a certain fruit which you don't know the name for

Have you tried this penis cake? its really good

168. (penis) (15↑, 17↓)
Its what i use to fuck my girlfriend\! Something that a girl sucks.

I love to suck ******* penis\!\!\!

169. (penis) (10↑, 12↓)
The thing that hangs between your legs that people like to have sex with. Very good for peeing wile your having sex and good to suck on.Any by the way, did i forget to say it's the BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Can i suck your little fucking penis?

Author: PENISinYOURmouth http://penis.urbanup.com/1025318
170. (penis) (13↑, 15↓)
A penis is... MY wang\!

mmm tasteyyyy stuff man, tastey stuff\!\!

171. (penis) (18↑, 20↓)
the stick that hangs between mens leg's

look at ur penis its huge

172. (Penis) (30↑, 32↓)
A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

173. (penis) (34↑, 36↓)
now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"

"i have a collection of penis" "Could you hold my penis" "i want my penis back"

174. (Penis) (24↑, 26↓)
The beautiful thing every girl wants, and that drives them insane during hot sex.

Henrys penis seemed to go right through kaleigh.

175. (penis) (14↑, 16↓)
"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect." ...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.

Say hello to Junior Johnson.

Author: king asshat the first http://penis.urbanup.com/275097
176. (penis) (16↑, 18↓)
a yummy,sexy,beautiful,spitting cobra that makes me so horny\!

i want to suck your penis

177. (penis) (12↑, 14↓)
The love pole. Girls need it because it makes the feel real. A real good girls likes to suck on it all the time just to feel useful in life.

Jim's girlfriend sucks his penis a lot because if she didn't she would whether and die out of uselessness.

178. (penis) (9↑, 11↓)
Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer

Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina

179. (Penis) (11↑, 13↓)
The male sex organ

"Ben Greene has a seven inch penis"

180. (penis) (17↑, 19↓)
Something that makes women happy

FUCK ME NOW\!\! shove that HUGE penis up my ASS NOW\!\! Im so HORNY.. ohhhh YEAAAAHHH

181. (Penis) (11↑, 13↓)
A long smooth shaft complete with two balls

You just put your Penis into my Vagina

182. (Penis) (1↑, 4↓)
Part of the male body that is used mostly to penetrate the female wall of innocense. It is also used to take advantage of girls as in: sexually harrassing them, fucking them, shoving it down thier throat. Also used to pee.

Dude, did you hear about that boy used his penis to penetrated that girl last night?

183. (penis) (2↑, 5↓)
A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get? PENIS \!

Author: OohEehOohAahAah http://penis.urbanup.com/4931129
184. (penis) (4↑, 7↓)
A different way of calling someone a [dick].

Jon launches a potato cannon straight at Jim's [nuts] Jon: "O, yea dewd\! U just got [pooped on]\! Got it on video too\! Straight 2 [youtube]\! Jim: "WTF MAN? Not only did you just crush my [balls], but now you're going to humiliate me too? Stop being such a penis\!\!\!"

185. (penis) (9↑, 12↓)
The male reproductive organ.

Jon's penis is so big\!

186. (Penis) (2↑, 5↓)
Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

187. (penis) (11↑, 14↓)
What every guy thinks with, instead of his brain.

"That guy is a no-good, perverted loser who hurts girls because he thinks with his penis\!"

188. (Penis) (4↑, 7↓)
1. the male reproductive organ 2. you suck it 3. exists in all sizes - mainly small or extra small. 4. they insult themselves, there is nothing you can say about them that is more discusting than they are.

EW look at the Penis.

189. (penis) (12↑, 15↓)
Man's ... no. Girl's best friend\!

Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride? Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8. Random Chick: Count me in\! Random d00d: Wohooooo\! High five\! Not-so-random penis: Right on\! "slap"\!

Author: Rody+sexy=body http://penis.urbanup.com/1824850
190. (penis) (6↑, 9↓)
'joy'stick for men when masturbated and for women when getting fucked

he played with his penis whenever he got bored

191. (Penis) (18↑, 21↓)
A shaft which is connected to most males that is used to persuade women into pro-choice.

I dissagree against abortion but not if you use your PENIS on me\!

192. (penis) (21↑, 24↓)
Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis. Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.

A)He has 2 penises. B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis". I gone through [vagina], [orgy], [dick], [dingaling], [Puh-uss], [puss], [penz0r], [paste], [cum] and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone. The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.

193. (penis) (8↑, 11↓)
The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time\!

194. (Penis) (9↑, 12↓)
the thing that starts out as a vienna sausage, and either stays this way, or grows up to be mr penis

your penis is large, your penis is so thick, your penis is so pretty, you have a handsome dick

195. (penis) (23↑, 26↓)
C===3 looks a bit like that if u have a stick insect willy :D :D and btw rob u must be a bit phucked if u have a hairy penis, most people tend to get it around the area where the penis connects to the body, you hairy helm boy.

Man 1 : damn that rob's got a hairy penis\!\! Man 2 : damn i'd hate to have a hairy helm of uber proportions

Author: Ganjzilla\!\! http://penis.urbanup.com/234115
196. (Penis) (10↑, 13↓)
Something that likes gettin sucked on

Linda sucked alex is dick and made him cum all over her new shirt... she giggled

197. (Penis) (6↑, 9↓)
a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

Justin Moore loves the penis.

198. (penis) (6↑, 9↓)
the reproductive male organ

here we ahve the testicles and this long thing is known as a penis

199. (penis) (0↑, 4↓)
the male sex organ, has a shit life getting battered. please help urs by cutting it off and giving it to the Willy wonka factory, he will appreciate it.

Boy: ahahaahah mmmmm jizz better wipe that up. (wipes up) arggh my penis is eating my bum flufff - daim

Author: Rodger graham - http://penis.urbanup.com/5422346
200. (penis) (0↑, 4↓)
people eating niggers in side

dude there is penis going on in there, you can't go in

201. (Penis) (2↑, 6↓)
1: Something women endure for money or semen. 2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men. 3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life. 4: The \#2 root of all evil in the world. 5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.

Timothy used his penis to abuse his wife on their honeymoon. He later made up for it with years of handing over his paycheck for his mistake.

Author: Dry Rubber Chicken http://penis.urbanup.com/5110305
202. (penis) (1↑, 5↓)
a word that gay men look up in the urban dictionary

Why do you look up penis in the urban dictionary you faggots?

203. (penis) (0↑, 4↓)
what your mom was sucking last night.

your mom: holy [fuck], thats a penis\!

Author: your moms bestest friend http://penis.urbanup.com/4791695
204. (Penis) (1↑, 5↓)
Alexa Penina "Penis" Chung.

Goblin \#1: Look, it's Penis\! Goblin \#2: Oh, Alexa Penina Chung\!

205. (penis) (3↑, 7↓)
The male reproductive organ that gives the man anything he wants, its like a magic wand. Without this, they will be working as hard as women.

bill: hey honey\!\!\!\! can you go get to the chores or i will kick you the fuck outta my house?\!?\!?\!\!?\!?\!? martha: NO\!\!\! i will not be a slave to you anymore\!\!\! bill: (bill pulls his pants down and shows her his penis) martha: YES SIR\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: ilovechristiandeestefanoo http://penis.urbanup.com/3833504
206. (Penis) (5↑, 9↓)
My vagina's best friend : ) it may get hard, which is good for sex. Have fun with your sexual needs.

I got a penis in my vagina last night. Now I have AIDS : )

207. (penis) (19↑, 23↓)
a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.

She felt the warm presence of me penis I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis

208. (penis) (9↑, 13↓)
GENITAILIA I LIKE THOSE alot alot alot alot

PENIS'S ARE YUMNMYY STEFF LIKES THEMM very very very very muchh

Author: Jessicaa&&Steffanneee http://penis.urbanup.com/1914890
209. (Penis) (7↑, 11↓)
1. A mans dick. 2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night\!

210. (penis) (7↑, 11↓)
Male reproductive organ. Average Size is 6.16 inches in white College Male.

Dont feel bad bout your four inch penis, you're almost average\!

211. (penis) (5↑, 9↓)
A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

212. (penis) (4↑, 8↓)
see [man meat] (wagedy wag wag)

a pogo stick beating micheal jackson and the pope

213. (penis) (23↑, 27↓)
The monstrous serpent of love that only the finest female can tame.

my penis was tamed today by britney spears's mom's hairy ass.

Author: the master of bation http://penis.urbanup.com/340158
214. (penis) (60↑, 64↓)
What men play with or insert into women's cunts. Also used to have a piss. They come in all shapes and sizes.

"Dave fucked Samantha with his huge Penis and cummed all over her tits"

Author: Dave the Samantha fucker http://penis.urbanup.com/156498
215. (penis) (15↑, 19↓)
somthing that you use for a wepon agenst girls when they get frisky.

quick yank out yer penis theres a girl coming\!

Author: Garrett Johnson http://penis.urbanup.com/146599
216. (Penis) (6↑, 10↓)
long pole women all want to get their mouths on and they also enjoy making liquid come out of it.

Kelly sucked on Daniel's penis for three hours last night it tasted so good. It mussaged her throat. Mmm

Author: sex wizards101 http://penis.urbanup.com/126546
217. (penis) (12↑, 16↓)
an appendage of the male genetalia

charlie town eats penis for dinner\!

218. (Penis) (0↑, 5↓)
what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

"you don't have a penis, you perv."

219. (Penis) (2↑, 7↓)
Sexual reproductive organ reason for the internet and this definition.

"whoa you dont know what a penis is\!" "whoa you feel you need to define what a penis is." Men-look down Women-look up

Author: Shiggity Shwanker http://penis.urbanup.com/3235673
220. (penis) (11↑, 16↓)
An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.

If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.

221. (penis) (9↑, 14↓)
The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

222. (penis) (7↑, 12↓)
(n) An object which males possess which has the soul purpose of giving sexual pleasure

His penis is soooo long\!

Author: George W. Fucker http://penis.urbanup.com/344935
223. (Penis) (10↑, 15↓)
True bringer of heaven.

Mmm, penis.

224. (Penis) (3↑, 8↓)
The most vital part on my body ova dan my hand lol. Has many nicknames such as gigglestick luvplank purple helmet warrior an my personal fave Hank the Wankplank

ooo Hanks needsa rubbin

225. (penis) (18↑, 23↓)
that lollipop i love to suck on

my name is sophie and im a whore i love to give head to other girlz boyfriends, penis's are the best type of lollipops\! tehe

Author: stupid slutty dick suker sophie http://penis.urbanup.com/283909
226. (penis) (8↑, 13↓)
your thingy

penis \<3 vagina

227. (penis) (24↑, 29↓)
Something that has many names used to seduce your woman. Examples include: throbbing pole, love meat, and Weapon of Mass Insertion. Go for it bro.

"Yo baby George Bush wants to bomb me cause I possess a Weapon of Mass Insertion. Suck it."

228. (penis) (11↑, 16↓)
Something I have.

Something I like to suck on

229. (Penis) (16↑, 21↓)
something that if u get it hard youll have a nice cream filling waiting for you
230. (Penis) (2↑, 7↓)
johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect.
231. (Penis) (0↑, 6↓)
A Penis is a thing a man uses to urinate and release semen

A Man Put His Penis In Her Vagina

232. (penis) (1↑, 7↓)
something you don't have

Your girlfriend has a penis, you don't.

Author: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee http://penis.urbanup.com/4014279
233. (penis) (2↑, 8↓)
things emilie scherer likes to pretend to suck, to get attention\!

"I didnt go to school cause i sucked too much fake penis\!"

234. (penis) (5↑, 11↓)
Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

235. (Penis) (15↑, 21↓)
1) The thing that 'most' true men have. 2) The thing, that if is over 6 inches, all women will love. 3) The one thing, that mostly, you can't lose. 4) Turns lesbians back straight. 5) Devirginate women. 6) Should never be inserted into other men. 7) The thing that women put in there mouth when you tell them too. 8) Sometimes women stroke it with there hands and give you a [hj]

1) "Hey baby, let me see your penis, I'm horny..." 2) "Oh baby, It's huge\!" 3) "Shit where did it go?\! Oh there it is, right where i left it\!" 4) "I don't like men, sorry hun." (15 mins later) "Lets do it again.." 5) "But but.. I'm not ready" "Come on baby, if you love me you will do me"... "Oh god that was great" 6) "Hey Ron, wanna have sex?" "F*** Off dude\!" 7) "It's nice isn't it?" "Mhmm.." 8) "Ohh, god.." "You like that doncha baby?"

236. (penis) (7↑, 13↓)
A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

Author: William hung the second http://penis.urbanup.com/2294766
237. (penis) (11↑, 17↓)
the thing i love most in this world it makes me drip good smelling things

put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget

Author: hardcorecliche http://penis.urbanup.com/2025080
238. (Penis) (14↑, 20↓)
1.Could possibly be used as a kick stand when hard 2.My boyfriend has a big one 3.Most girls like them 4.Make a good glue dispenser 5.Solve world hunger 6.Make girls horny 7.Long 8.Another word for it, Dick 9.Wee Wee 10.Butt Plugger

That boi's got a weee penis

239. (penis) (5↑, 11↓)
Penis: -The thing that scares the shit outta you before having sex because you dont know if it's big enough for the girl -The thing that always makes you ask yourself: "Is it big enough?" -The only usefull part of a male -Used for pleasure and sometimes used to give yourslef pleasure

ill always question myself about the size of my penis

240. (Penis) (9↑, 15↓)
Penis: to sneeze violently Peni: Multiple cases of a penis

"Man that was one big penis"

241. (penis) (34↑, 40↓)
the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis. 2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women\!

242. (penis) (4↑, 10↓)
a thing attached to a males body can vary in legnth and width.

there are many words for a penis including [lossop] trollop and [smidget]

243. (penis) (7↑, 13↓)
the part of your body that give you a pee in the shower as you aim for a shampoo tagret

Do you want to go in the shower and have some sex? Sure. As long as we can aim at a shampoo target. Ok. And pee all over each other and suck each others penis. Sure\! Why Not?

Author: PENISinYOURmouth http://penis.urbanup.com/1018742
244. (penis) (4↑, 10↓)
come from the lower part of the males body

your a penis face man

245. (penis) (15↑, 21↓)
1)Noun: Can be used as Yes or No 2)Noun: Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)

A: Do you have the time? B: Penis\!

246. (penis) (9↑, 15↓)
A hard, round, strong and smooth organ that burst in your mouth \@ jus' tha right momment.

J's penis jus' exploded in Alicia's mouth and got all over her shirt.

Author: DatBytchUWant\penis\penisLala http://penis.urbanup.com/813517
247. (Penis) (30↑, 36↓)
the penis is often refered to as a member, stick , twig, shaft, mule,johnson, snake, ect. it is also often given pet names usually by its owner or the female/male using it. some pet name include SGT, the hulk, little jimmie, the general, and bob just to name a few. the list goes on and on.

i named my shaft the general but my gilfriend likes to call it her pleasure stick.

Author: kyle coleman http://penis.urbanup.com/804934
248. (Penis) (9↑, 15↓)
Something Girls Like

Benny:Hey Everybody Look at my cock*Sticks his penis out* Hooker:OMG it's so big\!

249. (penis) (4↑, 10↓)
For some people it as known as a baby corn. This is usually a result of an unusually high ammount of drug use, and or smoking.

Wanna suck on my big one? *Secretly knows it is only two inches*

250. (penis) (6↑, 12↓)
Word commonly seen in various forms on urbandictionary .

user: hee hee hee penis pen15 pen0r cock rod fukstik dick one-eyed monster staff wood..............................................................etc etc etc etc

Author: stupidchicken2k4 http://penis.urbanup.com/485480
251. (penis) (10↑, 16↓)
Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis. I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

252. (penis) (5↑, 11↓)
Ok, its long, hard, has a big head, and gets bigger everyone and a while. Plus he throws up a lot, especially into girls mouths.

My penis is aroused

253. (Penis) (10↑, 16↓)
the leading appendage of the male species....see also: [One Eyed Snake], Maker of the [Love Mayonaise], and [Love Stick].

My penis controls my every move....well, the penis is actually controlled by boobs, but whatever.

254. (Penis) (7↑, 13↓)
somthing a man(someone with balls)uses to take a piss with\!

My penis is GIANT\!

255. (penis) (8↑, 14↓)
A body part where females give pleasure to.

boy:"suck my 'penis' bitch".. girl:"okay sir"

256. (penis) (7↑, 13↓)
a dink

i like to rub my penis

257. (Penis) (15↑, 21↓)
Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

258. (penis) (8↑, 14↓)
a penis is a beautiful,tasty lolipop.it is also a tubular-shaped,skin-colored,venom spitting,purple headed,throat gagging,mushroom-shaped,oblong object.

i like to suck penis,yum

259. (penis) (4↑, 10↓)
huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

Author: penis master http://penis.urbanup.com/234816
260. (Penis) (4↑, 10↓)
some thing that has a mind of its own

My penis has a mind of its own

261. (penis) (7↑, 13↓)
long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure

my boyfriend

262. (Penis) (8↑, 14↓)
that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

263. (Penis) (5↑, 11↓)
the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

264. (Penis) (3↑, 9↓)
I male organ\!

Kyle Lodmeir, who needs to go out with Melissa\! He likes to cyber and kiss Melissa\! He is obsesed with a girl he cant have (holly) and is hott\! and is full of him-self\!

Author: Maemlyissa (im spanish) http://penis.urbanup.com/176821
265. (penis) (10↑, 16↓)
Joe M's huge cock.

Joe m has a huge cock\!

266. (penis) (18↑, 24↓)
male reproductive organ thats used for the [thecth].

she likes penis. he got [giney poo] on his penis.

267. (penis) (3↑, 9↓)
Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

268. (penis) (19↑, 25↓)
Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .

269. (penis) (8↑, 14↓)
cock

he has a wrinkly penis

270. (penis) (7↑, 14↓)
let me tall you all about " THE PENIS" 1) its a special weapon used in star wars IV to throw sticky bombs at people 2)its a holy organ that control the world 3)dont worry about this.. 4)its the reason why girls are always flirting me.. 5)its something that stand up from your panz at unusuall times 6)its a cool organ who prefer to live outside the body because he thinks other organs are boring and geeks.. 7) pussy's nightmare or pussy's best dreamm(depend on the SIZEE AND THE HEIGHT IN INCHES\!\!) see ya\! enjoy your pussy/penis\!

[penis]beautiful girl : what the fuck is that thing\!\! the man : its my COCK, u wana touch it? beautiful girl : sure babe \!\! :) :D the man : let lye down.. ahh okay u can start\! beautiful : oh yee its really worm, i feel like i wana lick it, can i ?? pleasee\!\! man: sure babe :) beautiful : ohhh yeeeeeeeeee\!\! i love it\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! beautiful : i feel like i wana put it in my pussy and move it, do u mind ? man : sure babe\!\! beautiful : ohh ye\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! i love you MR\>COCK\!\! beautiful : fuck\!\! fuck\!\! i love thiS\!\!\!\!\!\!\! x 100 man : ohh nooo, i have to do the ugly bomb again, sorry babe man : ohh yee..... bring your face dally, ohh yee beautiful : hmm.. this is soo deliciouss\!\!\!\! i love it\!\!\! let's do it everyday\!\! AND YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, ITS MY ADVICE TO YOU YOUNG LADIES\!\! DONT UNRUSH IT\!\!

Author: Zaid al-bayati http://penis.urbanup.com/4474332
271. (Penis) (2↑, 9↓)
a word that is used when something is extremely gay or pisses you off.

Amber is such a PENIS. She totally stole my sweater and won't give it back. So now i have to buy a new one that i like, that's also on sale.

Author: lexxi the amazing http://penis.urbanup.com/3179101
272. (Penis) (0↑, 7↓)
Plural penises [dick] 1. The male reproductive organ of mammals and some reptiles and birds. In mammals, the penis contains the urethra, which carries urine from the bladder and releases sperm during reproduction. 2. A similar organ found in the males of some invertebrate animals. 3. Comes in all sizes and colors

Tiara:That dude said is penis was 23 inches long Sara:yea right

273. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
One who goes to urban dictionary to see what people have written about the word "penis", then decided that they should make a definition about penis too. the definition defining that a penis is one who describes a penis.

I ... am ... a penis.

274. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
my name is jordan i have a baby dick

i got hurt again i got a rash on my penis

Author: jefferson steal flex http://penis.urbanup.com/2787862
275. (penis) (3↑, 10↓)
something u put in a girls va jay-jay UR MOM\!\!\!

my penis went into UR MOMS va jay-jay

276. (Penis) (3↑, 10↓)
a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

277. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
Something that you like if you look it up on urban dictionary.

I like penis so I think I will look it up on this site.

278. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
Somethign most women wish was bigger.

"my baby brother has a penis like that\!\!\!\!\!"

279. (penis) (3↑, 10↓)
An object of sexual purpose/pleasure that requires attachment to a complex living organism to support it's survival and operation/function. There is no correlation between the size of the organism's penis and it's ability to rationalise, or calculate in complex thought processes. Humans are the prime example of this fact. Larger penises are generally highly regarded, by humans, and the organism supporting an example of such, generally finds a high degree of acceptance in society. Curiously the phrase : "he is such a dick/prick/dick-head/penis-face has no correlation to the size of the organism's penis.

Example : "James is the life support system for his penis." This would indicate to the person/s being addressed that James has a large penis. James neither has to be highly advanced (mentally/physically) to support his penis. It is often found that large penises are attached to phyically and mentally deficient human males. In cases where the large penis is attached to a physically developed male, the chances of high sexual activity are greatly increased.

280. (penis) (6↑, 13↓)
Reproductive organ that has replaced the brain in modern males.

He bought a Ferrari? Thinking with his penis again.

281. (Penis) (10↑, 17↓)
The most overstated organ in the history of the human species.

Men think the rest of the world cares about their penis.

282. (penis) (8↑, 15↓)
the male organ that is placed on your face.

" look at that guy, he has a penis on his face. "

283. (Penis) (8↑, 15↓)
The part of my body i use to stick into blaines moms butt

i stick my penis into blaines moms butt

284. (Penis) (6↑, 13↓)
the word you get when you combine pen and is.

ok heres it is pen+is=penis\!

285. (penis) (4↑, 11↓)
The one-eyed monster that came after me Friday night...

Colby's penis tried to make "friends" with my...(you know)

286. (penis) (8↑, 15↓)
1. A desire of mine to have. 2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes. 3. Comes with a pulse and without.

I wish I had a penis for 24 house. I would show man a thing or two.

Author: Jennifer Hinds http://penis.urbanup.com/1329862
287. (penis) (6↑, 13↓)
the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.

in daily life example

288. (Penis) (7↑, 14↓)
A sexual organ vastly inferior to the clitoris. The penis has half the nerve endings of the clitoris.

Blimey, if that's how sadly you orgasm, you may as well have a penis.

289. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.

Guess whos mouth my penis is in\!

290. (Penis) (8↑, 15↓)
The only part of a man's that CANNOT be small in order to get a woman.

Woman: You may be in shape, but if your dick is too small, no love for you\!

291. (penis) (7↑, 14↓)
It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

292. (PENIS) (2↑, 9↓)
Penis: noun, verb, adj, insult, etc. Emma.

Behind them everyone hears someone randomly yell at the top of their lungs "PENIS\!\!\!\!" "Hi Emma," they all respond, not bothering to look.

293. (Penis) (5↑, 12↓)
Used by the wonderful Sue to fill gaps oin conversation or when bored and showing lack of enthusiasm in anything

meh penis

294. (penis) (7↑, 14↓)
oh... a penis is... a whores best friend \! YUMMY\!\!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

295. (Penis) (5↑, 12↓)
Word used, usually by women, to describe something really cool....or really lame.

That new purse of yours is so penis\! or I drank too much last night and look like penis.

Author: Flibbity Shibby http://penis.urbanup.com/635993
296. (penis) (6↑, 13↓)
Slang word for [dick], sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

297. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
use it to fuck hot ass females, or hot ass females come suck it until you cum in their mouth

fucking, and sucking

298. (penis) (7↑, 14↓)
a thing to put in the garage

jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher

Author: the penis man http://penis.urbanup.com/340889
299. (penis) (6↑, 13↓)
one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

300. (Penis) (20↑, 27↓)
purple headed yogart flinger
301. (penis) (7↑, 14↓)
Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have

He has a vagina

302. (penis) (9↑, 16↓)
A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

303. (Penis) (7↑, 14↓)
A long thing sticking out of my butt

My penis is poopy

304. (penis) (8↑, 15↓)
a long, thick, yummy, milk shake
305. (penis) (5↑, 12↓)
The thing which you stick from yourself into something like a hand, a vagina, an arsehole, a mouth, an ear, etc.

My penis is very big.

306. (penis) (3↑, 10↓)
a short thing on your boyfriend.

bob has a stubby penis

307. (penis) (11↑, 18↓)
a [wang chung]
Author: The Butterfly http://penis.urbanup.com/8132
308. (penis) (2↑, 10↓)
a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it it is used in the making of [ice cream sandwhich]

ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

309. (penis) (0↑, 8↓)
a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it it is used in the making of [ice cream sandwhich]s

Ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

310. (Penis) (0↑, 8↓)
A huge dog considered to be a vicious.

John: I heard the other day on urban dictionary said a penis was a dog is that true? Mike: are u mental don't look on urban dictionary its full of bullshit

311. (penis) (5↑, 13↓)
Why the fuck are you looking up "penis" on the urban dictionary?\! Are you the biggest kitten killer in the world? Ok, fine, the definition. A penis is a dick. A dick is the male thing that pisses and penetrates the vagina, and faps.

Pervert: Guess what i did last night? Friend: Shutup\! We all know you fapped your penis\!\!

Author: antikittenkiller http://penis.urbanup.com/2934328
312. (Penis) (5↑, 13↓)
the male reproductive organ; it hangs out of your body and gets hard when it wants to shoot. Paul Tucci of Oceanside New York has a very small one, this is due to anabolic steroid use because hes so small. (his mom told me last night when i did her).

Paul Tucci's Penis : 0- - - \> Average Penis : 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \>

313. (penis) (3↑, 11↓)
An elongated part of the male body. During the renaissance, people used to use the term "pen" to indicate the male reproductive organ (usually followed by the verb "to be" (ex. "thy pen is big milord"). Shakespeare used it figuratively as in the famous soliloquy by Hamlet who asks his penis: "to be or not to be?" The use of the pen as a metaphor is ascribed to its long shape as well as the ink which approximates sperm. Freud also used it philosophically: Oedipus penis was too little thus he killed his father. Electra didn't have a penis (i.e. penis envy) thus she killed her mother. He also suggested that some writers have a pen but they don't have a penis. In modern times the "pen" has been replaced by other objects.

- Sometimes, a penis is just a penis (Freud) - My master's penis is nothing like his pen (ascribed to Shakespeare) - Who's penis is it anyway (a famous game)

314. (penis) (3↑, 11↓)
dick shwam magic puppies danger zone prick money maker magic stick jizzinator shling shlong whacker people maker

the dude had a penis

Author: red sox blow hard http://penis.urbanup.com/2351435
315. (penis) (5↑, 13↓)
Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill, wammy, wowaweewa, private, pee pee hole, thingy, private, schniezer, halaluaer

1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there 2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa\! 3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me\! 4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them 5) My penis is better then yours.

316. (penis) (6↑, 14↓)
a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows: penis mom cat Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.

Hey John, is that what U call a penis? Yea.. Im going to cry now this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl

317. (penis) (8↑, 16↓)
B movies so laughably bad that they reek of dick, usually found in Walmart's bargain bin (Penis Bin).

Snakes on a Plane is so penis.

318. (Penis) (24↑, 32↓)
Something every girl should appreciate more. Especially when they're bigger than the average male. (Like my boyfriend)

8//==D 8=//=D 8==//D\penis\penis\penis\penis\penis It's a penis\! ^.^

319. (penis) (6↑, 14↓)
the penis is an organ on a male used for enjoyment purposes. the bigger the better\!\!\! every one you get should be firm and hard, avoid them if theyre soft.

"ow" "what happened" "you sat on my [boner]" "sorry, i didnt notice" ....PENIS\!\!\!\!

320. (penis) (9↑, 17↓)
The penis is the Love pump organ on the male body making girls around the world scream in pleasure\! They also have many nicknames such as mr. peepers\!

sheela: mmm dean bo bean, let me taste your peepers dean: yea sure sheela...my peepers is your personal lollie ;]

321. (penis) (5↑, 13↓)
the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt\!\!" "that guy is hung like a matt."

322. (penis) (7↑, 15↓)
A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.

Penises: they're fun to suck\!

323. (penis) (12↑, 20↓)
the reason men go to war. they fight over whos dick is bigger. no duh nuclear weapons are shaped like em

ur mama has one

324. (penis) (24↑, 32↓)
fuck me chase fuck me\!\!\!\!\! stick ur enormous cock in my pussy\!\!\! oooOOOOO it feels soooo fucking good\!\!\!\! go harder and faster\!\!\!\! faster\!\!\!\!\!\!\! ooOOOooOOOOO dont stop\!\!\!\! ride me ooo ride me\!\!\! im moaning like never before\!\!\!\!\!\! ooo shit\!\! fuck me harder\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

an invitation for chase to come fuck me

325. (Penis) (7↑, 15↓)
word meaning You.

Ow\! I hit my penis on the refrigerator.

326. (penis) (5↑, 13↓)
multiply it by 5 and thats whats in your mothers mouth.

knock on your parents room door. open wide, cum inside, its play school...

327. (Penis) (35↑, 43↓)
Something you do not have.
328. (penis) (8↑, 16↓)
slang 4 dick

he stuck his penis up her pussy then blew his stack

329. (Penis) (6↑, 14↓)
Suppose to be long, but on most losers, it isn't..
330. (penis) (4↑, 13↓)
One who looks up the definition of penis. On [urban dictionary].

Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary" Person 2: "Dude, your such a penis"

331. (penis) (4↑, 13↓)
the greatest thing to ever exsist you can do so much with one and it feels so good\! everyone should have one or at least own a gy with a big one\!

wow look at that penis he must be half black or italian\!

332. (Penis) (9↑, 18↓)
what i stuck in your mom last night :)

Me: you like my knob? Mom: oh ya baby stick it in\! Me: hellz yes. Mom: oh ur PENIS has to be at least 24 inches\!\!\!

333. (penis) (19↑, 28↓)
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called [sex]ual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes [erection], allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids. Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway. 2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.

Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.

Author: Phrigajiblenoghip http://penis.urbanup.com/682704
334. (Penis) (17↑, 26↓)
Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nes /'pE-(")nEz/; or pe·nis·es Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos Date: 1676 : a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

I like to suck penis. Cock. What stenzler has in his juicy white ass. [whiteazz]

335. (penis) (11↑, 20↓)
something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).

that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.

Author: silent joe(cant talk) http://penis.urbanup.com/367053
336. (Penis) (6↑, 15↓)
King kahuna

Im gay, so im gonna go suck a king kahuna.

337. (penis) (2↑, 11↓)
An external organ that isn't on Gachaan's groin.

Naked Gachaan: Rated G

338. (penis) (25↑, 34↓)
a seemingly delictable delight for girls. they just cant get enough of it. sometimes when stroked with a hand quickly, or inserted into various holes, will release its sticky, jelly filling which girls like to call "milk". often mocked with a replica, called a [dildo]. contains a head with one eye (that sometimes has a protective covering over it), and has two strange spheres that make the milk, called [testicles]. once the penis matures enough, it will begin growing hair on its stump.

i shoved my penis into girlfriend too many times and milk came out. no, i didnt wank today. this milk just appeared on my hands out of nowhere. her mouth was on my penis for a long time. i felt it get jammed a bunch of times down her throat. when she took her mouth out, there was a bunch of milk on her lips.

Author: rob \<--- 8.5 inches http://penis.urbanup.com/137266
339. (penis) (1↑, 11↓)
a male extremidy used to pee, have sex, repopulate the earth. can be seen on some females.

tia lee of greene new york has a penis. proven fact, saw it in the dictionary.

Author: thesmartone29301 http://penis.urbanup.com/3784070
340. (penis) (5↑, 15↓)
Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.

Go get a penis you hermaphradite.

341. (penis) (16↑, 26↓)
1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women. 2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race. 3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or [stoopid]

whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis\!

342. (penis) (8↑, 18↓)
i have a penis

that thing that dangles

343. (Penis) (2↑, 12↓)
What a person, who will remain unnamed *Cough*BART*Cough*, does not own. Also can be used to describe the shape of Pyrate's nose. May be used as an insult IF it is used in the way it is used in the description.

Wow your "Penis" is just like Bart's\!

Author: Hazey_Morning http://penis.urbanup.com/69560
344. (penis) (5↑, 18↓)
what kind of idiot are you if you actually need to look this up?

man1: "what is a penis?" man2: "im not exactly sure, lets go look it up\!"

345. (Penis) (6↑, 19↓)
Best friends who are named Alison and Cassie

look there is an incoming penis

346. (Penis) (3↑, 16↓)
Penis - Slang for Ice. From icechewing.com

I love chewing on penis, Taco Bell has the best penis

347. (Penis) (190↑, 203↓)
1. Wang 2. Dong 3. One-Eyed Monster 4. Trouser Trout 5. Trouser Snake 6. Cock 7. Dick 8. Baby Arm 9. Dinky 10. Hand Held Device 11. Anti-Lesbian Device 12. Cherry Popper 13. Wiener 14. Reproducer 15. White Army Base 16. The Banana 17. Cream Filled Twinkie 18. Pickle 19. One-Eyed Purple-headed warrior 20. The Handbrake 21. Crotch Companion 22. Tadpole 23. Larger Clitoris 24. Plain Macaroni 25. Pvt. Johnson

Now think of 25 for Vagina...

Author: -=.SeNoR.NeUvA.YoRk.=- http://penis.urbanup.com/1035992
348. (penis) (7↑, 20↓)
A swear word.

[Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp]. "PENIS\!\!\! CRAMP\!\!\!"

349. (penis) (3↑, 16↓)
a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

350. (Penis) (12↑, 25↓)
long thing
351. (penis) (9↑, 23↓)
a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

352. (penis) (5↑, 19↓)
small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody\!

353. (penis) (7↑, 21↓)
the reproductive organ of the male i have a 15 inch im not lying i wanna be in the porno buis

im sure to open up a few holes on some hot girls with mine

354. (Penis) (4↑, 18↓)
something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...

I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.

355. (penis) (16↑, 31↓)
The third leg in males that causes females to become saturated in sweet nectar, causing the best women to burst the sweet nectar all over the third leg. Followed by some men drinking the sweet nectar from the heavenly being. The one-eyed monster men continue to increase in length, girth, and longevity in the erect and placcid phase. The third pinky some men kill themselves over and live a miserable life because of. The overwhelmingly cause of light colored round eyed men's success unless they are dark peoples mostly African, Middle Eastern, Native American who live with humongous third legs all their life but are happy living in tribes in the jungle or desert. The light-skinned round eyed tall men prefer to use their humongous one-eyed life giver's to enjoy life in a lap of luxury, invention, creation, and evolution. The unknown reason why Asian peoples are becoming so successful when they are known to carry third pinkies between their legs.

If those Africans, Native Americans, Middle Eastern people have such big life givers why are they not more successful in their home lands. The exception must be the one's who live in America or Europe. (Concerned Light-Skinned Large Penis Male) That mans penis made me squirt all night, once he started squirting I swallowed it all. (Penis loving Blonde Super-model) I love to deep throat 12 inch life givers and swallow all the sweet filling (Penis loving Brazilian super-model) Why my penis so small but I build great nations and am bery interectual. (concerned Asian man)

356. (penis) (3↑, 18↓)
It's that thing hanging between a normal man's legs. However it must be noted that Uber Uberest has no cack.

Poor Uber Uberest, he has no penis... I guess we should cornhole him. --- Furor Planedefiler

Author: Uber Uberest \penisBig Gay Faggot http://penis.urbanup.com/114577
357. (penis) (6↑, 22↓)
a asshole or a man who is a dick.

That guy is such a penis brain\!

358. (Penis) (2↑, 19↓)
This slang can be used to refer a mail penis.

Behenchod dil kar raha tha ki apna saanp uski choot main ghusa doon.

359. (penis) (7↑, 26↓)
something i slip to your mom something that i have that is bigger than yours

i stuck my huge penis in your mom and she screamed with pleasure

360. (penis) (16↑, 36↓)
what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

361. (Penis) (2↑, 22↓)
Something that Joob does not have
362. (PENIS) (43↑, 65↓)
Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis. No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown. Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom' a hideous looking sexual organ tastes like a mixture of fish and salt sometimes has sexual diseases

363. (Penis) (2↑, 25↓)
Pavo

What pava likes

364. (penis) (9↑, 36↓)
The only thing black people have that is bigger than a white person's.

Hey\! Black man\! Your penis is the only thing bigger than anything I have. Also your lips\!

Author: your mother in-law http://penis.urbanup.com/2801783
365. (penis) (16↑, 44↓)
The thingy my daddy has that he makes me touch :)

Dad: Timmy, come touch my penis. Boy: Ok daddy.

Author: Osama bin Ladan http://penis.urbanup.com/2020289
366. (Penis) (17↑, 45↓)
long nice toys to for girls to play with

a vibrater

367. (penis) (14↑, 43↓)
A worthless part of a man that makes them very self-centered and makes them treat women bad. Women secretly pretend to need this waste of bio material so that we can steal a man's money, soul, and still fuck our girlfriends. It looks funny and smells funny and spits at you if you make it happy. The cum it spits out smells like paste or bleach, which is ew in your mouth though we pretend to like it. A mutated vagina that is back-ass-wards and worthless if it goes limp. Oral stimulation on the penis will bring bad consequences as it will try and spit on your face cause guys are complete weirdos. A thing that is not worth your time and never big enough. gawd.

"Oh baby, i love the way your penis feels inside me, it drives me crazy\!\!\!\!\!" -me *wink, wink* ^_\penis

Author: The Real KiTTaY http://penis.urbanup.com/1686469
368. (Penis) (20↑, 52↓)
Owners of this particular organ tend to be arrogant for without a reason. The arrogance amazes others because they usually, most indeed, have absolutely nothing to be arrogant about. They also tend to only think with it and think that lesbians will "convert" after it. Also known as a "Cherry Popper", this organ can get out of control, and blow at any moment given. This organ is the downfall of the race, by failing to realize the other organ, vagina, does indeed have pain when this organ is insert into it's vaginal canal.

Damn, you must have some big penis.

Author: Zwitter_Kokain http://penis.urbanup.com/1388971
369. (Penis) (8↑, 40↓)
a female body part used to pee and bang

would to like to suck my penis?

Author: fuckyouwhores http://penis.urbanup.com/872741
370. (Penis) (8↑, 41↓)
"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

371. (penis) (8↑, 46↓)
its a wiener

the wiener is sucking

372. (Penis) (7↑, 47↓)
One tightly packed blunt [one that can almost not fit into ones mouth]

I have the biggest craving for a penis.

373. (penis) (12↑, 60↓)
the big kahunah [wang hung]

i had a penis, but i chopped it off and now i dont anymore. it felt good.

374. (penis) (7↑, 58↓)
wow, you must be really gay or incredibly stupid to look up this word.....douche

Right after i saw you looking at pictures of penis', i knew that you were a total faggot

375. (penis) (11↑, 69↓)
purple-headed-yogurt-slinger

i hope i can get that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger in bed tonight

Author: beergoddess69 http://penis.urbanup.com/1388674
376. (penis) (11↑, 100↓)
twin tower without the south tower

something that goes into tim wu's harry vagina

377. (Penis) (16↑, 123↓)
See [Silky Smooth]

[Silky Smooth] is a Penis\!

Author: Star_Wars_Geek_1 http://penis.urbanup.com/695209
378. (penis) (54↑, 208↓)
a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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  • Penis — Sm erw. fremd. Erkennbar fremd (19. Jh.) Entlehnung. Entlehnt aus l. pēnis Schwanz, männliches Glied .    Ebenso nndl. penis, ne. penis, nfrz. pénis, nschw. penis, nnorw. penis. Das lateinische Wort aus ig. * pes nis, entsprechend zu ai. pásas ,… …   Etymologisches Wörterbuch der deutschen sprache

  • penis — 1670s, perhaps from Fr. pénis or directly from L. penis penis, earlier tail (Cf. Eng. tail in both senses, the sexual one slang), from PIE *pes /*pesos penis (Cf. Skt. pasas , Gk. peos, posthe penis, probably also O.E. fæsl progeny, offspring,… …   Etymology dictionary

  • Penis — Penis, primäres Begattungsorgan verschiedener Wirbelloser (z.B. Plattwürmer, Egel, Schnecken, Insekten), vieler Reptilien und der Säuger. Der paarige Hemip. der Schlangen und Eidechsen besteht aus Kloakentaschen, die eine Spermienrinne bilden.… …   Deutsch wörterbuch der biologie

  • pênis — s. m. 2 núm. [Anatomia] Órgão sexual masculino. = FALO, PENE   ‣ Etimologia: latim penis, is, cauda   ♦ Grafia em Portugal: pénis …   Dicionário da Língua Portuguesa

  • pénis — s. m. 2 núm. [Anatomia] Órgão sexual masculino. = FALO, PENE   ‣ Etimologia: latim penis, is, cauda   ♦ Grafia no Brasil: pênis …   Dicionário da Língua Portuguesa

  • penis — [pē′nis] n. pl. penises or penes [pē′nēz΄] [L, tail, penis < IE base * pes > Sans pásas , Gr peos, OE fæsl, penis] the male organ of sexual intercourse: in mammals it is also the organ through which urine is ejected penile [pē′nīl΄, pē′nil] …   English World dictionary

  • Penis — Pe nis (p[=e] n[i^]s), n. [L.] (Anat.) The erectile external sexual organ of males, used in copulation, and in mammals, also for urination. [1913 Webster +PJC] …   The Collaborative International Dictionary of English

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